LOl, hier mal die besten von meiner Sicht aus
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"They are trapped in Umm Qasr. They are trapped near Basra. They are trapped near Nasiriyah. They are trapped near Najaf. They are trapped everywhere."
"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."
[Wir haben keine und wissen auch nicht warum diese abgeschossen wurden.....

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